3/23/2023 0 Comments Festival of living art![]() JACKSON: And if they're not dead yet, they die. SOOKIE: And sometimes the dead people have infections. SOOKIE: And hospitals are so cold, you know, so full of infections. SOOKIE: Millions of babies have been born this way. LORELAI: No, it's just.uh, you guys have done a lot of research on this, right? Got the best one on the eastern seaboard. LORELAI: While we all yell, "hey, batter, batter, batter"? ![]() The little thing will come out and carom right down into the catcher's arms. SOOKIE: We're skipping the hospital and having the baby here. ![]() It's really good, and I want you to slowly drink it in. JACKSON: So, I got the plastic sheet on the bed. JACKSON: Have I apologized to you enough? I've got two weeks worth.īEAU: I get time and a half on Saturdays.īEAU: It gets me my fun things. This extra time is great, huh? I'm getting so much done. LORELAI: Yeah, it would be nice if God gave us women a pop-up thing when a baby's done like on a turkey, but he chose not to. SOOKIE: So Beau's missing way more work than he thought he would, and he's letting me know it. SOOKIE: Which was supposed to happen a week ago. SOOKIE: Jackson asked Beau to be here for the birth. Let's leave Oscar Wilde here to his reading. SOOKIE: Just spreading that love and sunshine around, huh, buddy? Lorelai, this is Beau, Jackson's brother. LORELAI: Hey, it's your friendly neighborhood Lorelai. LORELAI: I think out of self-defense her ears have become vestigial organs. LORELAI: And the band stopped playing, too. RORY: No, this time I came home to do my laundry. LORELAI: But you don't come home to do your laundry. I have a plethora of dirty laundry and nowhere to do it. LORELAI: You've totally co-opted my word. RORY: Or when I called from Yale to say that I had exponential amounts of laundry to do. ![]() RORY: You didn't mention that when you saw me walk out with my exponential amounts of laundry. LORELAI: Well, they must be down to the deaf, dumb, and blind ones. And they're like on their two hundredth guitarist audition. LORELAI: Just for the Fig Newtons, please! LORELAI: I told you I'm not gonna clip them! RORY: 'Cause I'm a dirty, filthy Yale girl now. LORELAI: Hey, how is it that your dirty laundry has increased exponentially since you started Yale? LORELAI: Hey, would you be horrified if I started clipping coupons again? Transcript by Stacy with assistance by Canopus ![]()
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