3/23/2023 0 Comments I dont give one ioda funny meme![]() Approximate rating=0.5 (This is fairly commonplace but due to media culpability still maintains some newsworthiness. Lindsay Lohan gets busted for another probation violation. Probable rating=0 (probable rating because, again, there is some subjectivity here). Lindsay Lohan gets up in the morning and brushes her teeth (or not). Using the Lindsay Lohan example, let’s rate some real and imagined events. Using a scale of 0 to 1.0, we rate the inanity based on how unusual, how cable newsworthy and, of course, how inane it appears to be. You sort of have to zero in on it-surround it, using a combination of whatever logic or intuition works for you. You need to estimate it by a process that could be seen as similar to the way we old folks were taught to compute square roots in days before electronic calculators. In order to compute the virality of an inane celebrity meme, you first need to give it an inanity rating. This part is for those of you who-like many politicians-prefer fuzzy math. ![]() Classify the virality using the Virality Classification Scale.This process requires not one step, but three. Get out your calculators folks, though the math on this one may require something more like a Cray supercomputer. How do we quantify this vacuous tripe? Quite obviously with: The Index of Inane Celebrity Meme Virality The nonsense involving these silly (do I dare say ridiculous?) excuses for humanity, and the speed with which their inane meme virality propagates throughout the internet and general mediasphere is stultifying. What I can’t figure out is exactly what “ it” is. ![]() Lindsay Lohan…Paris Hilton…Charlie Sheen…you just gotta follow these people to be “with it” in this day and age. ![]() (Jay Leno graduated from Emerson College the same year I did. “You’re not famous until my mother has heard of you”–Jay Leno ![]()
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